Well let me check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want. Yeah, that sounds like a job for me. You know what shy pooping is, Rick? Really, you’re gonna pull that move? I guided your entire civilisation. Your people have a holiday named ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school. It’s like the N word and the C word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a quick solo adventure to go on and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard. This isn’t Game of Thrones, Morty. 5 more minute of this and I’m going to get mad! “And”? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job?"
Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You’re not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. Your special time is your power. It makes you strong like a boob. Hello Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? Crystal poachers. There’s no lower form of life. They think the galaxy’s their own personal piggy bank.
And that’s the wayyy, the news goes! I wish that shotgun was my penis. I am Mr. Booby Buyer. I’ll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckles! Want to piss on him?
Conclusion
Well let me check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want. Yeah, that sounds like a job for me. You know what shy pooping is, Rick? Really, you're gonna pull that move? I guided your entire civilisation. Your people have a holiday named ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school. It's like the N word and the C word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
